An Illustrated Limerick!
There once was a bot from under the sea
Who liked to whistle a ditty or three;
He must've been deaf,
Or so said the chef,
Because even his breaths were off-key.
[Okay, so Chef Crab looks like a train engineer--sue me. Using only dull, chewed-on crayons doesn't lend itself to frills like erasing or accuracy or Picasso-like brilliance. Because the crayons are the problem, not me.]