Hypothesis: I will ask the boys to do a journal entry entitled, "If I Had a Robot," and it will be a fun, creative assignment.
Conclusion: I am surrounded by too much testosterone.
|Translation: It would give me anything I'd want and could transform into a talking computer. It could also get anything I don't want out. I would name it Max. It has a special mode that will make unwanted guests be put into a torture room. It also has a robot-defusing tool. It has a bomb that will destroy any robot because it's a robot-defusing bomb.|
|Translation: I would name the robot Buddy. I would want him to fetch, play games, puppy games, and be nice and only bark, not talk. I would want him to be soft. Well, I would want it to be potty trained and do whatever a puppy does and be as soft as a puppy. Also it can destroy anything that tackles it, except for me.|