Been looking for the perfect pet? This little Dachshund Bot is it! Doby has the traditional stubby legs of his canine cousins, along with the playful personality, but none of the headaches. Just think—no potty-training, no incessant barking, and no chewed up shoes. Just hours of congenial companionship.
It doesn't get much better than this. Adopt Doby today! No shots or neutering necessary.
Bonus: His head can open to accommodate your storage needs. Even better than a pet rock!
(Reassembled using a rare cylindrical first aid kit, shoehorn ears, knob nose, and tiny whisk tail. Stands about 5" tall not counting his tail, 7" wide from ear tip to ear tip, and 11" long.)